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It’s hot: must’ve been a bad week for pirates.

by Plamadude30k on Apr.17, 2009, under Science

There’s been a recent upturn in temperatures this week, so as a good practicing pastafarian I have to assume there has been a decrease in the number of pirates. The news confirms my suspicions:
Badass American Snipers Kick Pirate Ass
French Raid Pirate Ship
Pirate Bay Trial Verdict Out

Yes, friends, all types of pirates are declining in the world, electronic, high seas (when even the French are kicking ass you know it’s serious), even the Pittsburgh Pirates lost their last game. Prepare your summer clothes, it’s gonna get warm.

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